Advice to Josh at fifteen

Hey, look, you made it into the big bad high school. Nothing but the future ahead of you right? Wrong. It's a lot of work and you're going to hate the majority of it. But in all seriousness, if you work your ass off and don't slack off, you'll get to some pretty big places in the future. Don't slack off in the beginning and have to make up for it in the long run, not worth it. Also, DO NOT date that dumb southern girl, and if you are BREAK UP WITH HER, SHE WILL, AND I REPEAT, WILL CHEAT ON YOU. Okay. Also, screw "Edgar's" feelings, he turned out to be an awful person, disregard your proper judgement and have fun in life and make me a cooler person. Thanks brah.